Monthly Archives: May 2011

Will F**king Carroll Is Unpopular, Confused

These are actual tweets.

First:

So if I’m using a third-party Twitter client, am I not seeing DMs or not getting any the last couple days?

Second:

Ok. It works. Just wasn’t getting DMs. DM drought. Weird week, people, weird week.

I can feel Will’s pain here. Normally, general managers just send him a DM.

This Is What You Get When You Pay by the Post

(or: FanGraphs, Written by a Robot?)

FanGraphs Posts Where Everything After the Title Is Superfluous

And don’t forget that these articles are all from the last two weeks. Let me repeat that. All of these articles were published in the last two weeks!

Now, here’s a special bonus list! And these are only from the last two weeks as well.

FanGraphs Posts Where Only One Word after the Title Is Needed

Full credit for the idea for this post belongs to “FagGraphs,” perhaps Praiseball Bospectus’ best commenter.

Update: Apparently, there’s been a Twitter account dedicated to this for a little bit! And it’s funny. Everyone please go check out FanGraphs As Tweets.

I May Have Found a New Lead Quote

Tangotiger:

Don’t question my motives. If you don’t think I’m above reproach, you should really not bother reading or writing here.